Illusion Humor Fan Mugs

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

"Extreme miming"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Winter Weather.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"So, how's your other half?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"We're here, Harry."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"