Illusion Humor Fan Pillows

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Extreme miming"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Winter Weather.

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Magic Tricks

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"So, how's your other half?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"We're here, Harry."

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”