Illusionist Admirer Mugs

Magician Playing Golf.

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

Trump holds up an image of a blivet

Do you think glasses make people look smarter? That depends, little buddy. The glasses must be small, to give you the illusion of a larger noggin. The rims must be thick enough to hide any dullard-like facial expressions, to create the illusion of perceptivity. And lastly, one must never speak, lest we say something dumb and ruin the illusions. What if I also wore a big bushy mustache to muffle my words?

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Man sawing a woman in half and removing a television

The Cheap Trick

'To begin with, my son, everything is illusory... Hey! --you gave me counterfeit money!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Extreme miming"

Desert Island BBQ

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Magic Tricks

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Juggler and Illusionist

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Moon

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'No sniffing.'