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Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'

"Four 'Toon Teller"

'How are things? Don't ask.'

'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

Fortune telling

"Almost there - just waiting to get through the opening credits."

The DaVinci Code

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Magic Tricks

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"My God! There goes middle management."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Elusive Shadow.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'