Mythical Being Admirer Mugs

Grimm's Fairytales - The Elves and the Shoemaker

"Something nocturnal."

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

Fiends Reunited

Werewolf Memories

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Little help?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Phoenix

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Fishy tail.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Naming that Impala

Beware of the Dragon

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Cornucopia

China Launches Lunar Rover

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'