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"It's too early to relax. . . I see a new virus. . ."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Did you have a cat?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Nikolay Rerih

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Amateur Palmist

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"You wanna put that back?"

Baby Brunhilde

'Who's that painted lady?'

China Launches Lunar Rover

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Cornucopia