Mystic Musings Admirer Pillows

"It's too early to relax. . . I see a new virus. . ."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"My God! There goes middle management."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Did you have a cat?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Naming that Impala

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Amateur Palmist

At the end of the rainbow

'Who's that painted lady?'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Baby Brunhilde

China Launches Lunar Rover

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Cornucopia

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."