Mystic Musings Lover Pillows

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

Tiny Visions

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Tooth fairy

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Greek goddess

Big Medium

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Special Place in Hell...

For services to Tourism. . .

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Walkies with the Stars

Octopus Lady

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Is that before or after tax?"

Leo Tolstoy

'Must be Pandora's.'

Devil paints God.

Centaur Driver

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Klytaemnestra

Dragon & Dumplings