Monk Musings Lover Pillows

"I am so past enlightenment."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Spell checker!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Dragon and Dragoff

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Monk Prompt

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Well la de da. . .

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Buddhist photo albums,

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'