Monk Appreciator Pillows

Big Brother in Monastery.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

History of Cartooning.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Rin Tin Zen.

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Corporate Entertainment Area

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

"Are you binge watching again?"

'Known in his youth as the 'Keister Bunny', due to the many atomic wedgies he received, Peter would become the greatest of all cottontails.'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"Have you got it in beige?"

Maradona memorial.