Modern Monk Admirer Pillows

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Dear Diary

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Cable Bill.

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

Two friars ringing bells

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Knights jousting on pinatas

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

Rin Tin Zen.