Modern Monk Admirer Prints

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

History of Cartooning.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

Dear Diary

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Cable Bill.

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Pray as you Go.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Knights jousting on pinatas

"For simplicity, we call this one Ding and that one Dong."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Two friars ringing bells

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'I keep mine on my IPod.'