Monk Appreciator Prints

Big Brother in Monastery.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Rin Tin Zen.

"Have you got it in beige?"

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

"There's talk of excommunicating him."

"Are you binge watching again?"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

Maradona memorial.

'I know where you live!'