Modern Monk With A Twist Prints

Monk on PC.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Cable Bill.

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Computer literate Monk

Golf

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Sports Day at the Monastery

Pray as you Go.

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"Sometimes, you will be asked to go days without Netflix."

No Connection.

Binary meditation.