Modern Monk With A Twist Mugs

Monk on PC.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Cable Bill.

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Computer literate Monk

Golf

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

No Connection.

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'