Modern Monks Mugs

Binary meditation.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Monk on his cell phone gets struck by divine anger.

"Watch with brother"

"...And that's the Meaning of Life right now -- Be sure to check back regularly for updates."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Showoff"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Zenboni

"You're on mute."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Crystal Ball Plug

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Cable Bill.

Computer literate Monk

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Zen Master Huineng

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'