Quirky Monks Prints

Sports Day at the Monastery

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Golf

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Computer literate Monk

Gracebook.

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Thou Art Here.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."

Binary meditation.

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

No Connection.

'It's on the Religion Channel.'