Laughing Monk Prints

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Om and Ommer

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Golf

Computer literate Monk

Sports Day at the Monastery

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

"It's cooties."

"My master has built himself a "Zen Garden"! Now, I'm the one who's stressed as I'm not allowed in the garden anymore..."

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

But what is the sound of one hand clapping for one hand playing air guitar and one hand playing air drums?

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Monk on PC.

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

"I want to get away to it all."

Monks haircutting with compasses

Big Brother in Monastery.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

"My client would like to cooperate, but unfortunately he's taken a vow of silence."

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

BUDDHIST MONK WITH SUITCASE COVERED IN STICKERS

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

Cricketing monks.

Shoo!