Quirky Monks Pillows

Sports Day at the Monastery

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Golf

Computer literate Monk

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Thou Art Here.

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."

No Connection.

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Binary meditation.