Monk Admirer Pillows

"Not the big brother?"

History of Cartooning.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Dear Diary

'Tarzan'

Very sorry