Monk Life Admirer Pillows

Rin Tin Zen.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Trappist Monk Discord

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Dear Diary

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Tarzan'

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

Very sorry

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'