Monk Life Admirer Mugs

Rin Tin Zen.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Trappist Monk Discord

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

History of Cartooning.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Dear Diary

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Very sorry

'Tarzan'

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

'Quick! Take a picture!'