Monk Mindset Admirer Mugs

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Spell checker!'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Quills - Sizes 1-9

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Monk Prompt

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Well la de da. . .

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Buddhist photo albums,

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"I'm going on a retreat."