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"Not the big brother?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

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Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Dear Diary

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Very sorry

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

'Tarzan'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."