Maverick Appreciator Pillows

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

Turtle Hat

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Gene Therapy

Big business is not evil

Old-fashioned computer

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'It's a hybrid.'

"...but, seriously..."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Conformity

Have you installed the heater?

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

Bear offering salmon a short cut.

"Have you got it in beige?"

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.

Big Brother in Monastery.