Maverick Appreciator Gifts

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Turtle Hat

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Gene Therapy

Old-fashioned computer

Big business is not evil

'It's a hybrid.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"...but, seriously..."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

'They tricked us, Jake. There's no casino on this ship.'

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Conformity

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

"Have you got it in beige?"

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Dear kindly Rudy Park reader, We can appreciate that you don't have a lot of energy to read and digest a comic strip. Doubtless you're still digesting mountains of food, and would like to continue your post-gorging nap. Forget that! I'm going to shop until I pass out from exhaustion. We stand corrected. In case I hurl, bring my airsick bag to the Apple Store.

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

Have you installed the heater?

Bear offering salmon a short cut.

"Are you binge watching again?"

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.