Knight Appreciator Pillows

'I know where you live!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Swiss army knife

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Car joust.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Final words on gravestones.

'The knights are drawing closer'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Don Quichotte

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Don Quilowatte

Inside voice!

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Pizza at the Round Table

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Unicorn Joust

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Knights

'After A Knights Hard Day'

I think he's a bit OCD. He checked my chastity belt is locked, six times!

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'