Ironic Musings Lover Pillows

Special Place in Hell...

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

The Wonder Of It All

"Well, I have bad news for you, too."

Gallery of modern art

Paint fight art!

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

'How did you ever get a good conduct medal?'

"Nah, not my type."

"This is a good jumping off point for our final topic."

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

'I think we should start seeing other people.'

Crackpot watches while women catfight.

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"There was actually a little romance while Jim and I broke up. Our divorce lawyers fell in love."

"I am so past enlightenment."

"This is from my 'white period' the period before I could afford paint."

Skeleton Corner

The perfectionist.

"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."

My lockdown baby "socialising"

Send this message to ten of your friends and you will be happy...

'Yeah yeah... we'll do lunch next week when it's not so hectic around here.'

A dying man gives Death the bird