Magic Admirers Mugs

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Actually, this carpet is astroturf.'

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

'Stop feeling guilty. Our spells work. Our potions are effective. Why shouldn't we live well?'

"I had a huge crush on him, he was so handsome, but then this girl kissed him and he transformed into a human: I was heart-broken..."

The tooth fairy.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

"I said slime."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Birds Following Witch.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'