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"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Late BroomStick

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Isabel Allende

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"So, how's your other half?"

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Unicorn in the Woods

"We're here, Harry."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Houdini's Dog

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Returns"

"Abra-Viagra."

"Hello, Number 6!"

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Houdini re-incarnated.

Rabbit pulls magician from a hat.

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

Can't you just text me..?

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'