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Fakir's dog sleeping on a bed of nails.

"So, how's your other half?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Extreme miming"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Desert Island BBQ

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Right here's fine."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

100% carbon neutral

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'