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"And then he climbs into that stupid hat, and just disappears for days!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Extreme miming"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"So, how's your other half?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"We're here, Harry."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Famous Optical Illusions!

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'

David Blaine, Age 60

Magicing the crowd away