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"And then he climbs into that stupid hat, and just disappears for days!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Extreme miming"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Magic Tricks

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Artist chained to his drawing.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"We're here, Harry."

"So, how's your other half?"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'

Paul and Debbie.

David Blaine, Age 60