Magic Trick Fans Pillows

"You look tired. Have you been sawing another woman?"

The Samaritans On A Home Visit...

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Hypnotoon

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"We're here, Harry."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"I got a job!"

Paul and Debbie.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Returns"

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Wow. You're amazing!