Magic Trick Fans Pillows

"You look tired. Have you been sawing another woman?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Hypnotoon

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"We're here, Harry."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"I got a job!"

"Returns"

Magicing the crowd away

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Wow. You're amazing!