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Disraeli Refers Fugitive Slave Issue to a Royal Commission

"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

Dog Magic Tricks

An elephant burping

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Take a letter, any letter"

The Amazing Sword Swallower

"Watch as I make Obamacare disappear! Presto-changeo!"

When Dracula awoke from his day's slumber he immediately realized he'd been visited by his arch-nemesis, the amazing Anton.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"I got a job!"

Wow. You're amazing!

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Magicing the crowd away

"A large donation usually calms him down."

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Death of the Great Zolini

"Sure, we saved a lot of money, but in hindsight we probably should've seen the surgeon instead of the magician."

"Houdini's most embarrassing moment"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

A magician saws in half an octopus