Magic Trick Fan Pillows

Disraeli Refers Fugitive Slave Issue to a Royal Commission

"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

Dog Magic Tricks

An elephant burping

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Take a letter, any letter"

The Amazing Sword Swallower

"Watch as I make Obamacare disappear! Presto-changeo!"

When Dracula awoke from his day's slumber he immediately realized he'd been visited by his arch-nemesis, the amazing Anton.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Cheating Death.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"I got a job!"

Magicing the crowd away

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Wow. You're amazing!

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

Death of the Great Zolini

Magical box of chocolates.

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.