Trick Training Fan Pillows

"What other tricks does he need?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'What training do I get?'

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

Skis with stabilisers.

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

Fish Tricks

Bro Rabbit

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Spring ballpark errors.

"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.

"Roll over ... "

An elephant burping

'Who says you can't teach a new dog old tricks?'

Performing dog