Dog Training Fan Pillows

'What's this? Only a C minus in 'giving your paw'!'

'There's an APP that does those old tricks now.'

No littering...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Museum of Bones

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Dog

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'What training do I get?'

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You seem to be a stable person to me.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."