Dog Trainer Fan Pillows

'YOU taught him to scratch at the door, so YOU let him in!'

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

No littering...

"What other tricks does he need?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Museum of Bones

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Fish Tricks

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'