Dog Racing Fan Pillows

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'They take chasing their tails seriously, don't they.'

The spoiler

Greyhound bus pulls into greyhound racing track to race against dogs.

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Garbage Piñata

The polar olympics

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Horse racing puns

Formula One car origami

Snail Coach

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Pig Trotter

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

No Dogs.

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Pets christmas tree

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Panto Horse at the Races

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.