Dog Racing Fan Pillows

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'They take chasing their tails seriously, don't they.'

The spoiler

Greyhound bus pulls into greyhound racing track to race against dogs.

Agility God

No littering...

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

The polar olympics

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

Snail Coach

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Formula One car origami

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'