Animal Race Fan Pillows

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Snail Coach

'Look at'em... They're HUGE.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Gentlemen Riders

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

First past the post.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Horse racing puns

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'