Animal Race Fan Gifts

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Snail Coach

'Look at'em... They're HUGE.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Gentlemen Riders

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

First past the post.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Horse racing puns

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'