Animal Racing Fan Gifts

'On your mark...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Gentlemen Riders

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

First past the post.

'This is a real barnburner.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Horse racing puns

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Formula One car origami

Snail Coach

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'