Animal Racing Fan Mugs

'On your mark...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Gentlemen Riders

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

First past the post.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Snail Coach

Formula One car origami

Horse racing puns

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

"Gesundtheit, Dear."