Animal Race Aficionado Mugs

Tortoise eats spinach in order to compete with hare.

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'What's founder?'

First past the post.

'I win!'

Snail Coach

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

A Tongue Stud.

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Race Horses See Big People.

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Why unicorns became extinct.

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

Young couple at Ascot

''Am I Going Crazy' to win in the 4.30.'

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

There's nothing like the real thing!