Animal Race Aficionado Mugs

Tortoise eats spinach in order to compete with hare.

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'What's founder?'

First past the post.

'I win!'

Snail Coach

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

A Tongue Stud.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Race Horses See Big People.

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

His mane bun is just so wrong.

Why unicorns became extinct.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

''Am I Going Crazy' to win in the 4.30.'

There's nothing like the real thing!