Animal Racing Enthusiast Mugs

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

ONE HORSE TOWN

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Snail Coach

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

The relay race

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Aside from being a jackass, is there anything else that would qualify you for a position in management?'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Pony Love...

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

A number of runners run through police tape.