Animal Racing Enthusiast Pillows

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

ONE HORSE TOWN

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Snail Coach

'Stress'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The relay race

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Uh? A female vet?'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

Pony Love...