Animal Race Enthusiast Pillows

A cat and rabbit race down a ski slope.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Snail Coach

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

The relay race

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'Uh? A female vet?'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'Aside from being a jackass, is there anything else that would qualify you for a position in management?'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'