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A cat and rabbit race down a ski slope.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Snail Coach

'Stress'

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'...and what do doctors recommend for pain?'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'Uh? A female vet?'

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'