Horse Racing Fan Gifts

First past the post.

"If we didn't have a first past the post system I'd beat you everytime."

Horse Race

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

Wordilly Durdillies - Shergar breakfast cereal

Man too tall to get into Jockey Club

-Problem? -Yes, when I click on petty cash I get 'Lucky Lady 2.30 Newbury.

'Now, what brings you lovely people here?'

Ladies Day

'-and make sure you back one to lose THAT shirt on!'

'My dad's very kind to animals. Yesterday he put his shirt on a horse that was scratched.'

Queen Mum (colour)

'I like the look of that 'Trojan Boy'.'

'I'd recommend leaving risky investments. Put your money into something safe. Have you ever thought of betting on horses?'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'He failed the drug test.'

". . . And the winner of the flat-race season is 74c, Everard Mansions. . ."

Somewhere in West Virginia

Pegasus Races

'He failed the drugs test.'

'Other husbands at least PRETEND to show interest...'

'Sorry you lost 'Silver' at my casino, Kemo Sabe,'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

Stop the Saliva Tests

Jockey's Toilets

Nuns racing in 'Novice' Handicap

Memorials of the Great Exhibition - 1851 - No. XXVI - The Great Derby Race For Eighteen Hundred and Fifty-one.

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby

Horse racing puns

Gentlemen Riders

Two Men At The Races.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

Panto Horse at the Races