Horses Fan Gifts

"You remember Champ. . ."

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A Quiet Rebuke.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

ONE HORSE TOWN

"Caption contest"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."