Horses Fan Gifts

"You remember Champ. . ."

Skipping Horse

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"They're comfortable."

Rocking Horse

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A Quiet Rebuke.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

ONE HORSE TOWN

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Gentlemen Riders

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

"Caption contest"

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

First past the post.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Horse racing puns

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Stubborn Horses

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."