Horse Riding Fan Gifts

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Wolf Karaoke

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

No littering...

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Horse racing puns

Formula One car origami

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Altar Ego

Boarway Show

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."